“It’s reserved for people with whom you have bond.”Ī straight man who wants to share his poop with the world can use many avenues available to him. “If you send it to someone who doesn’t want to receive it or who doesn’t share a relationship where it’s appropriate, that could fray ties and harm your reputation with that person,” Jeff explains.
Next thing you know, your reputation is on the outs because of a turd. According to Jeff (another pseudonym), a straight man with a penchant for poop pics but wishes to remain anonymous, it’s imperative that you only send this kind of photo to people with whom you share a tight bond. Send it to the wrong person, and you risk losing a social tie. Several people concur that a pre-existing close friendship is paramount when deciding who receives a poop pic. “I have plenty of friends who would get a kick out of it, but it wouldn’t make as much sense to send it to them,” Berner explains. Other non-stool factors might warrant a photo: If it plops directly into the bowl’s center or forms into a curious shape - both characteristics of Berner’s J-shaped winner - then it’s even more picturesque.īut if you have the perfect specimen, with whom do you share it? As friends since elementary school, Berner and Alex’s relationship includes dark periods that have forged deep bonds. Most other respondents agree that a long, girth-y poop separates a flash from a flush.
